me: can you not
me: put your head down you're not a giraffe
me: can you please go faster
me: oh god slow down horse slow down
me: stop being so sassy for the love of god
me: look at that horse over there! do what he's doing
me: what the hell are you looking at
me: oh look, it's a person. much fright. so very scare.
me: it's another horse can yoU CALM DOWN
me: that blanket has been there the entire time we've been in here why are you afraid of it now.
horse: herp derp derp derp
me: *face palms*